“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”
“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”
“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”
“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
reasons why halloween is the best holiday:
- you are not obliged to visit your relatives
- you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
- people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
- its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.